Robin Williams’ “Top Ten Reasons for Being an Episcopalian”

  1. Pew aerobics

  2. No snake-handling.

  3.  You can believe in dinosaurs.

  4.  Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.

  5.  You don’t have to check your brains at the door.

  6.  Church year is color-coded.

  7.  Free wine on Sunday.

  8.  All of the pageantry – none of the guilt.

  9.  You don’t have to know how to swim to get baptized.

  10.   No matter what you believe, there’s bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.